I NEVER get tired of the Clarence Thomas-Anita Hill debate. I talk about it all day and all night to people I meet on the street whose feet are too slow to flee. The following are snippppets of the unvarnished testimony given to Senator “Dong Slapper” Biden and his colleagues at the Senate Judiciary Committee back in 199whatever.
A) Anita Hill: “He would put cuffs on me, tie up my hair and yell Proust quotations at me until I fell asleep with his dick in my mouth.”
B) Clarence Thomas: “I slapped her ass so many times my hand would get tired, Senator. DOG TIRED.”
C) Anita Hill: “He said that he would allow me to file an amicus brief before the Supreme Court someday if only I would strip down into my Underoos and do jumping jacks while he fellated the neighbor’s weiner-dog. I did not believe him then and I do not believe him now that he would be able to do what he said he would do for me.”
D) Clarence Thomas: “I did ask her on occasion to call me Long Dong Silver. That part is true, gentlemen. And ladies. Sorry. Didn’t mean to be gender discriminatory with my speech, there.”
E) Anita Hill: “When I was in his office, he would watch the Lone Ranger and masturbate until Tonto came on. Then, he would stop. I don’t know why. I think its because he hated Indians.”
F) Clarence Thomas: “My hand STILL hurts from slapping her ass. Here, Senator Biden. Smell my hand. It still smells like Anita Hill’s ass.”
G) A big, fat lying cock.
