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Sep 09 2008

MY PENIS BRINGS PEACE TO THE CONQUERED

Posted by: El Capitan in BIG FAT COCK, CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY

MY PENIS IS LIVING HISTORY.

MY PENIS WILL TAKE YOU DOWN A PEG.

MY PENIS REFUSES YOUR REQUEST FOR A SERIES OF TOWN-HALL DEBATES.

MY PENIS IS FOUR MORE YEARS OF THE SAME.

MY PENIS PUTS A SMILE ON YOUR FACE.

MY PENIS WILL SHOOT HIS CATEOGRY 5 LOAD ALL OVER YOUR HOMETOWN.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

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  • About Me


    I'm into cooking. Here's my recipe for Hot Dog Cake: 12 Hot dogs, thoroughly boiled. 1 lb. sugar. 14 Hand-made hot dog buns. 2 gallons of store-brand mustard. Mix half the sugar and all of the hot dogs together in a large mixing bowl. Beat off regularly until creamy. Then, for the icing, mix the mustard and the rest of the sugar until spoon can stand up straight in the bowl. Bake the hot dog mixture at 375 degrees F for 45 minutes. Place on a big rack. Let it cool until all the juices run down the big rack. Slather the "icing" on the cake. Make oblong slices of cake and place into the hand made hot dog buns. Eat. Puke. Repeat.

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